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Cue the dramatic sighs. Cue the blame. Cue the Instagram stories that are really just a personality crisis with better lighting. But let’s be beautifully, bluntly clear about something: you are not cursed. You’re being audited. And there is a difference.
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Aries is the first sign of the zodiac, not second, not easing-in, not “when the time feels right.” First. Which means this energy doesn’t arrive with a warm-up or a grace period. It arrives with a verdict.
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